Oh holiday parties. And white elephants.
Which will be the most ‘snatched’ gift this year? Will the boob-vase make a return for the fourth year in a row? Will there be a trump gift that is better than the boob-vase? Maybe midget porn will make a resurgence.
I don’t know. It’s all so exciting!

Oh holiday parties. And white elephants.

Which will be the most ‘snatched’ gift this year? Will the boob-vase make a return for the fourth year in a row? Will there be a trump gift that is better than the boob-vase? Maybe midget porn will make a resurgence.

I don’t know. It’s all so exciting!

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